This is a leaked picture of the SHARK™ team number #27, who are currently stocking up on vitamins to be fully prepared for their shifts at little requins house, one of the most demanding environments ever faced by sharks. Please note the exceptionally extreme consumption of fruits, which is only necessary to provide their gristle with enough nutrients to withstand the extreme squashing they are put through.

The saddest part is that ikea currently doesn’t sell the BLÅHAJ. It has been out of stock for months now. There’s a few people on other trading platforms that still sell them, though I think that’s all old stock? I kinda wanted to get a second shark, so that I can be extra cozy in bed ^^, but I will have to wait a while. There were some rumors that ikea would entirely stop selling the shark plush, but I don’t think that’s true. Let’s look forward to more friendly sharks to share our bed with ^^

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